Do you love Jimmy Fallon? I do. He always makes me laugh, but I laughed the most when he played a Boston teen on SNL with Rachel Dratch. They would shout at each other, "You're a wicked moron!" "No, you ahr!" , then they'd make out. And I would laugh and laugh and laugh. See, I love good banter. I love humor done well. I love to laugh. Here's a list of fics that will have you in stitches.
Team Edward
The Cullen Campaign
Dear Mr. Masen
Coming Through the Rye
The Misapprehension of Bella Swan
Edward Wallbanger
Team Jacob
Two Virgins, One Backseat
Crossing and Uncrossing Lines by Audreyii-fic
How to Seduce a Werewolf by Leelator
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Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Friday, May 27, 2011
The Cullen Campaign
The Cullen Campaign by Belladonna1472
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5853742/1/The_Cullen_Campaign
Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan both have parents who are powerful on Capitol Hill. Problem is, their families are political enemies. What happens when Democrat!Edward and Republican!Bella bump into each other at Union Station in D.C.? AH. ExB. COMPLETE.
Belladonna1472 is hilarious. She is also Frickin' (see how I did that again?) smart. The girl knows stuff. Probably more than the average homemaker, ahem, me and my measly degree in education ain't got nothin' on her. Her tale of star-crossed lovers is not only fun to read, but it will make you breathless with laughter and giddy with love.
Edward and Bella come from politically rivaling families, yet their dynamics are too good to waste, so they use them. And by use them, I mean they boink on the train. I'm so subtle. This story covers their hidden romance, coming out to their parents, and a really great bromance between a married-to-Alice Jake and Edward, which I love. Let me clarify that last bit. Jake is married to Alice. He and Edward are friends. They're cool. Their relatioship in the story is oh so funny. This Jake is my favorite Jake in a Team Edward story. He's smart, confident, funny and sweet. Just the way I like my Jake. Okay, now I'm side tracked. Ahhh. The author creates vivid characters from Bella's protective brother, Emmett to Edward's father Carlisle who lives under a rock and says things like, "What's an Ashton Kutcher?" And I die from hyperventilating with laughter. This is possibly the funniest Carlisle I've ever read and only because he's so pop culture naive. This story, along with Belladonna's collab with Jenndema, Dear Mr. Masen, is one of those stories that makes you wish that everyone read fanfiction because then you could quote it and get some giggles. Alas, when I blurt out, "What's an Ashton Kutcher?" no one I know will laugh. Sigh, so sad.
The banter is hot, the romance is hot, the plot is hot, the smartness is hot. This story is politically intelligent without being pretentious and making me feel like a dumb housewife. And in the moments when I am a dumb housewife while reading this story, I'm quickly relieved because the author offers a glossary at the end of the chapter to explain any political jargon I didn't comprehend while reading it. Thanks by the way.
Team Jacob safe, though this is clearly an Edward/Bella tale.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5853742/1/The_Cullen_Campaign
Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan both have parents who are powerful on Capitol Hill. Problem is, their families are political enemies. What happens when Democrat!Edward and Republican!Bella bump into each other at Union Station in D.C.? AH. ExB. COMPLETE.
Belladonna1472 is hilarious. She is also Frickin' (see how I did that again?) smart. The girl knows stuff. Probably more than the average homemaker, ahem, me and my measly degree in education ain't got nothin' on her. Her tale of star-crossed lovers is not only fun to read, but it will make you breathless with laughter and giddy with love.
Edward and Bella come from politically rivaling families, yet their dynamics are too good to waste, so they use them. And by use them, I mean they boink on the train. I'm so subtle. This story covers their hidden romance, coming out to their parents, and a really great bromance between a married-to-Alice Jake and Edward, which I love. Let me clarify that last bit. Jake is married to Alice. He and Edward are friends. They're cool. Their relatioship in the story is oh so funny. This Jake is my favorite Jake in a Team Edward story. He's smart, confident, funny and sweet. Just the way I like my Jake. Okay, now I'm side tracked. Ahhh. The author creates vivid characters from Bella's protective brother, Emmett to Edward's father Carlisle who lives under a rock and says things like, "What's an Ashton Kutcher?" And I die from hyperventilating with laughter. This is possibly the funniest Carlisle I've ever read and only because he's so pop culture naive. This story, along with Belladonna's collab with Jenndema, Dear Mr. Masen, is one of those stories that makes you wish that everyone read fanfiction because then you could quote it and get some giggles. Alas, when I blurt out, "What's an Ashton Kutcher?" no one I know will laugh. Sigh, so sad.
The banter is hot, the romance is hot, the plot is hot, the smartness is hot. This story is politically intelligent without being pretentious and making me feel like a dumb housewife. And in the moments when I am a dumb housewife while reading this story, I'm quickly relieved because the author offers a glossary at the end of the chapter to explain any political jargon I didn't comprehend while reading it. Thanks by the way.
Team Jacob safe, though this is clearly an Edward/Bella tale.
Dear Mr. Masen
Dear Mr. Masen by Jenndonna
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6483877/1/Dear_Mr_Masen
http://dearmrmasen.blogspot.com/ (teasers and whatnot)
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
My sister was reading this story and raving about it to me. She kept telling me about these emails between Edward and Bella. She kept bursting out into giggles while talking about Jacob who's dubbed "the Mouth Breather" though she would apologize afterwards as though I'd be offended. Sisters are silly. Anyhoo, I recently completed The Cullen Campaign and enjoyed it. There, I discovered that this story, Dear Mr. Masen, was written by the same author belladonna1472, though it's a collaboration with jenndema. I loved the humor so much in The Cullen Campaign that I knew I'd like this piece. And I was right! Jenndonna has a great sense of humor. The comedic timing is spot on, and there are endless amounts of giggles offered in this fic from a sci-fi sick Jacob to a so-cute-Bella's-afraid-she'll-pee-her-pants-in-front-of-him Carlisle.
The author weaves a tale with an actual plot. A what? you say. No, really. There's a plot, and it's not about sex. Whoobiewhatttienow? I know. It's confusing, isn't it? But here's the rundown: Bella's a chef by trade but can't find a job so she turns to Cullen Inc's IT department where she bumps into Edward when she has to reprimand him for personal Internet use during his working hours. The two start up an email relationship complete with recipes, bad date experiences, and loads of misunderstandings. When Bella offends Edward and Edward offends Bella, they finally meet and voila - a story of getting to know you and romance ensues. Hooray!
This story is rated M but other than the two F bombs that I saw, if that, there's nothing really M about it unless the author plans an all out sex-fest in the chapters to come. Let's hope not because that would be stupid. And I hate stupid fics. It's times like this that I wish FF.net would offer the MA rating because most M rated fics are really MA, but in this case it's actually M I guess due to the stories about masturbaters doing their business while kissing Bella. Ew!
Now I know I've broken the carnal rule of not reviewing WIP, but I simply can't help it. This one is a must if you need something for your funny bone.
Now get the Frick out of here and read it. See how I did that there? The clever use of the word Frick? Yeah, well Frick you too. I crack myself up.
Team Jacob safe if you have a sense of humor.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6483877/1/Dear_Mr_Masen
http://dearmrmasen.blogspot.com/ (teasers and whatnot)
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
My sister was reading this story and raving about it to me. She kept telling me about these emails between Edward and Bella. She kept bursting out into giggles while talking about Jacob who's dubbed "the Mouth Breather" though she would apologize afterwards as though I'd be offended. Sisters are silly. Anyhoo, I recently completed The Cullen Campaign and enjoyed it. There, I discovered that this story, Dear Mr. Masen, was written by the same author belladonna1472, though it's a collaboration with jenndema. I loved the humor so much in The Cullen Campaign that I knew I'd like this piece. And I was right! Jenndonna has a great sense of humor. The comedic timing is spot on, and there are endless amounts of giggles offered in this fic from a sci-fi sick Jacob to a so-cute-Bella's-afraid-she'll-pee-her-pants-in-front-of-him Carlisle.
The author weaves a tale with an actual plot. A what? you say. No, really. There's a plot, and it's not about sex. Whoobiewhatttienow? I know. It's confusing, isn't it? But here's the rundown: Bella's a chef by trade but can't find a job so she turns to Cullen Inc's IT department where she bumps into Edward when she has to reprimand him for personal Internet use during his working hours. The two start up an email relationship complete with recipes, bad date experiences, and loads of misunderstandings. When Bella offends Edward and Edward offends Bella, they finally meet and voila - a story of getting to know you and romance ensues. Hooray!
This story is rated M but other than the two F bombs that I saw, if that, there's nothing really M about it unless the author plans an all out sex-fest in the chapters to come. Let's hope not because that would be stupid. And I hate stupid fics. It's times like this that I wish FF.net would offer the MA rating because most M rated fics are really MA, but in this case it's actually M I guess due to the stories about masturbaters doing their business while kissing Bella. Ew!
Now I know I've broken the carnal rule of not reviewing WIP, but I simply can't help it. This one is a must if you need something for your funny bone.
Now get the Frick out of here and read it. See how I did that there? The clever use of the word Frick? Yeah, well Frick you too. I crack myself up.
Team Jacob safe if you have a sense of humor.
Friday, September 10, 2010
Coming Through the Rye
Coming Through the Rye by Mac214
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6048208/1/Coming_Through_the_Rye
Summary: "I'd never been one of those women who found foreign accents sexy until I met Edward. Now, even plaid made me horny." Bella is in love with her best friend, Scottish expat Edward, and she'll do anything for him. Anything. AH. E/B.
Coming through the Rye features a Scottish Edward who burps and farts and plays rugby. His best friend Bella (whose inner dialogue's name is Madge) is madly in love with him only he is too fooking stupid to realize it. Due to some immigration issues, Bella and Edward marry and love abounds... The first half of this story is told by Bella (and Madge), and the second is told by Edward. The writing is superb, and I laugh through every chapter. Edward's POV is particularly fun to read as he obsesses about his boaby, sex, and farting. Love, love, love this fic!
Team Jacob safe as he's not in it.
Um, yeah. I dare you not to find Ryeward sexy.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6048208/1/Coming_Through_the_Rye
Summary: "I'd never been one of those women who found foreign accents sexy until I met Edward. Now, even plaid made me horny." Bella is in love with her best friend, Scottish expat Edward, and she'll do anything for him. Anything. AH. E/B.
Coming through the Rye features a Scottish Edward who burps and farts and plays rugby. His best friend Bella (whose inner dialogue's name is Madge) is madly in love with him only he is too fooking stupid to realize it. Due to some immigration issues, Bella and Edward marry and love abounds... The first half of this story is told by Bella (and Madge), and the second is told by Edward. The writing is superb, and I laugh through every chapter. Edward's POV is particularly fun to read as he obsesses about his boaby, sex, and farting. Love, love, love this fic!
Team Jacob safe as he's not in it.
Um, yeah. I dare you not to find Ryeward sexy.
The Misapprehension of Bella Swan
The Misapprehension of Bella Swan by huntehunting
http://hunterhunting-hh.blogspot.com/2009/02/mobs-table-of-contents.html
Summary: Edward Cullen is an anomaly as far as Bella Swan is concerned, defying all her preconceived notions about the whorishness of hockey players. Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wears down Bella's resistence and teaches her to embrace her inner hockey hooker? A ridiculous love story.
The Misapprehension of Bella Swan features an insanely hilarious Bella and a hockey playing Canadian Edward. Grrr! Bella is quirky, to say the least, wearing boys' underwear and constantly spewing strange things from her mouth. She has verbal vomit. These two are absolutely hilarious together. Edward's family features an Esme with insane Aquanet pageant hair while Bella's brother Emmett is goofy, slutty and fun loving yet protective. He is also Edward's teammate and thinks Edward is a hockey whore and not good enough for his sister. Edward becomes a bit obsessed with Bella and hounds her with emails, phone calls and gifts while she mopes around unsure about his intentions since he is the epitome (in the news anyway) of a player. Edward and Bella have great banter and great chemistry including some amazing sex. This story is hysterical. It's Edward Wallbanger funny or Coming Through the Rye funny. Sometimes you just need funny and this story has copious amounts of funny. Well written and silly as hell. I will definitely read it again.
Team Jaocb safe - he's not in it.
http://hunterhunting-hh.blogspot.com/2009/02/mobs-table-of-contents.html
Summary: Edward Cullen is an anomaly as far as Bella Swan is concerned, defying all her preconceived notions about the whorishness of hockey players. Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wears down Bella's resistence and teaches her to embrace her inner hockey hooker? A ridiculous love story.
The Misapprehension of Bella Swan features an insanely hilarious Bella and a hockey playing Canadian Edward. Grrr! Bella is quirky, to say the least, wearing boys' underwear and constantly spewing strange things from her mouth. She has verbal vomit. These two are absolutely hilarious together. Edward's family features an Esme with insane Aquanet pageant hair while Bella's brother Emmett is goofy, slutty and fun loving yet protective. He is also Edward's teammate and thinks Edward is a hockey whore and not good enough for his sister. Edward becomes a bit obsessed with Bella and hounds her with emails, phone calls and gifts while she mopes around unsure about his intentions since he is the epitome (in the news anyway) of a player. Edward and Bella have great banter and great chemistry including some amazing sex. This story is hysterical. It's Edward Wallbanger funny or Coming Through the Rye funny. Sometimes you just need funny and this story has copious amounts of funny. Well written and silly as hell. I will definitely read it again.
Team Jaocb safe - he's not in it.
Edward Wallbanger
Edward Wallbanger by feathersmmmm
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5072648/1/Edward_Wallbanger
Summary: Bella moves into a fantastic apartment building in San Francisco. Guess who lives next door? With walls this thin, the tension is gonna be thick...
This is another unfinished story that I'm breaking my rule for. It's that good, like orgasmic good.
This story is hysterical. I read bits and pieces of it all the time just for a quick laugh. Edward is a traveling photographer with a harem of three girls (all very different and ridiculous in bed). Bella is his new neighbor who has misplaced her orgasm. She sleeps night after night listening to Edward's escapades through the thin walls of their adjoining apartment. They meet and suddenly dub each other Wallbanger and Pink Nightie Girl. The attraction is immediate yet Bella refuses to admit it due to his harem. Slowly the harem disappears and he is available to Bella. These two have great chemistry and the banter is the best banter I've ever read. Edward's obsessed with baked goods and luckily for him Bella bakes. They bake together. Oh my! The story features older characters in their twenties including Jasper, Alice, Emmett, Rosalie and James whom the author dubbed the last name of Brown. Yeah, like I said hysterical. This is the best of the best comedy in fanfiction if you ask me. Read it now!
Team Jacob safe. He is a very minor character.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5072648/1/Edward_Wallbanger
Summary: Bella moves into a fantastic apartment building in San Francisco. Guess who lives next door? With walls this thin, the tension is gonna be thick...
This is another unfinished story that I'm breaking my rule for. It's that good, like orgasmic good.
This story is hysterical. I read bits and pieces of it all the time just for a quick laugh. Edward is a traveling photographer with a harem of three girls (all very different and ridiculous in bed). Bella is his new neighbor who has misplaced her orgasm. She sleeps night after night listening to Edward's escapades through the thin walls of their adjoining apartment. They meet and suddenly dub each other Wallbanger and Pink Nightie Girl. The attraction is immediate yet Bella refuses to admit it due to his harem. Slowly the harem disappears and he is available to Bella. These two have great chemistry and the banter is the best banter I've ever read. Edward's obsessed with baked goods and luckily for him Bella bakes. They bake together. Oh my! The story features older characters in their twenties including Jasper, Alice, Emmett, Rosalie and James whom the author dubbed the last name of Brown. Yeah, like I said hysterical. This is the best of the best comedy in fanfiction if you ask me. Read it now!
Team Jacob safe. He is a very minor character.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
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