http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5072648/1/Edward_Wallbanger
Summary: Bella moves into a fantastic apartment building in San Francisco. Guess who lives next door? With walls this thin, the tension is gonna be thick...
This is another unfinished story that I'm breaking my rule for. It's that good, like orgasmic good.
This story is hysterical. I read bits and pieces of it all the time just for a quick laugh. Edward is a traveling photographer with a harem of three girls (all very different and ridiculous in bed). Bella is his new neighbor who has misplaced her orgasm. She sleeps night after night listening to Edward's escapades through the thin walls of their adjoining apartment. They meet and suddenly dub each other Wallbanger and Pink Nightie Girl. The attraction is immediate yet Bella refuses to admit it due to his harem. Slowly the harem disappears and he is available to Bella. These two have great chemistry and the banter is the best banter I've ever read. Edward's obsessed with baked goods and luckily for him Bella bakes. They bake together. Oh my! The story features older characters in their twenties including Jasper, Alice, Emmett, Rosalie and James whom the author dubbed the last name of Brown. Yeah, like I said hysterical. This is the best of the best comedy in fanfiction if you ask me. Read it now!
Team Jacob safe. He is a very minor character.
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