The Misapprehension of Bella Swan by huntehunting
http://hunterhunting-hh.blogspot.com/2009/02/mobs-table-of-contents.html
Summary: Edward Cullen is an anomaly as far as Bella Swan is concerned, defying all her preconceived notions about the whorishness of hockey players. Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wears down Bella's resistence and teaches her to embrace her inner hockey hooker? A ridiculous love story.
The Misapprehension of Bella Swan features an insanely hilarious Bella and a hockey playing Canadian Edward. Grrr! Bella is quirky, to say the least, wearing boys' underwear and constantly spewing strange things from her mouth. She has verbal vomit. These two are absolutely hilarious together. Edward's family features an Esme with insane Aquanet pageant hair while Bella's brother Emmett is goofy, slutty and fun loving yet protective. He is also Edward's teammate and thinks Edward is a hockey whore and not good enough for his sister. Edward becomes a bit obsessed with Bella and hounds her with emails, phone calls and gifts while she mopes around unsure about his intentions since he is the epitome (in the news anyway) of a player. Edward and Bella have great banter and great chemistry including some amazing sex. This story is hysterical. It's Edward Wallbanger funny or Coming Through the Rye funny. Sometimes you just need funny and this story has copious amounts of funny. Well written and silly as hell. I will definitely read it again.
Team Jaocb safe - he's not in it.
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