Chapter 1 Excerpt . . .
Where’s Bella?
Just as I
think the words, my butt moos. I laugh as Tanya scowls at me. She doesn’t think
it’s very funny. I do. So does Bella. She’s the one who put the ringtone there.
I’m home. Where’re you? Not driving, I
hope! Call me.
I dial her
immediately.
“I’m at Marcus’s.”
“I was just
there. Bailed when the hair connection showed up.”
"Of
course you did.” I peer around at Tanya and her friends, and they are all way
too put together. Hair in place. Matching purses and shoes and belts and
earrings. Everything’s perfect. Too perfect. Like they’re pretending.
“You want me to come back?” Bella’s just being nice. I
know she left for a reason.
“No, it's cool. Tanya's here.”
“Oh, well if Tanya’s there . . .”
“She is my girlfriend, you know.”
“Oh, I know. Everyone knows. No one can miss it, believe
me, with the way she flaunts you about the school like a prize.”
“Are you saying I'm not a prize? I’m frowning right now,
by the way. A big ol’ puppy dog frown.” This is the most fun I've had all day.
Except when I mowed the back lawn and Bella played aim for Cullen's head with
some wiffle balls.
“Uh huh. Well, you're not as good as a Cracker Jack's
prize. Those last forever.”
“Forever? Please,” I scoff.
“Don't tell me you forgot the Easter tattoo fiasco?”
I laugh out loud. “Gran Swan was ready to murder you. That
thing was right on your bicep – bold and beautiful, like you.”
“I didn't know she’d get me a sleeveless dress. How could
I have known?”
“I know. I'm surprised she didn't just buy you combat
boots. Or better, some boxers. You wanted some of those.”
“I did not!” She’s such a bad liar. Has a terrible guilty
conscience, too.
“You’ve stolen four pair!”
“I still have them, too. Wearing the penguin ones now. Which
ones are you wearing? Hmm?”
“Like I'd tell you.” I would, actually. It doesn’t really
matter. Bella’s my guy. Or something.
“S’all good. Tanya will tell her gals tomorrow, and by
Monday the whole locker room will know.”
“She would not.”
“Mmm hmm,” she says, all innocence.
“Would she? Has she?” Now I’m curious. Does Tanya kiss and
tell?
“Uh uh. My lips are sealed. You know I don’t do girl
talk.”
“Good.”
Tanya tugs on my arm, and I make a face, slipping away. She
giggles at my silly game, swatting at the air. Really, I don't want her to bug
me or hear what I'm saying. Bella’s a good distraction right now. But seeing as
that’s rude, and I try to be a good boyfriend, I say, “We can talk later. I'm
being summoned.”
“I'm sure you are.”
“You miss me, I know,” I say, grinning ear to ear, waiting
for her line.
“Never said I didn’t.”
Can't wait! (:
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