If this were an awards site (which it's not) I'd reward lots of fics for various things so you all would know my opinion (which you don't care about). The following list of random awards was completed by moi, for moi and moi probably is the only one that cares. But simply know this, moi is one picky girl. I'm dishing out gold here people, gold! The rules of this awards post are simple - there aren't any. Enjoy!
Favorite Multi-Chap Fic
Favorite AU Canon
Bella/Edward
My Yes, My No
Bella/Jacob
Fall for You, Definition of Want
High Angst and Drama
Bella/Edward
Wide Awake, Clipped Wings and Inked Armour
Bella/Jacob
Fall for You
Sweet with Heart
Bella/Edward
For the Summer, The Best Man, Green, Four Summers
Bella/Jacob
Without Magic This is Home
Sexy Angsty Edgy Romance
Bella/Edward
Pound of Flesh (wip), Master of the Universe, Emancipation Proclamation
Bella/Jacob
Never Too Late (wip)
Humor
Bella/Edward
Edward Wallbanger, Misapprehensionof Bella Swan, Coming through the Rye
Bella/Jacob
Two Virgins, One Backseat, Definition of Want
Favorite One Shot
Bella/Edward
Up to Scratch
Bella/Jacob
Written in Tiles, Breakdown, Kisses and Burnt Cookies, Bark at the Moon
Favorite Characters
Favorite Edward
Green, Dead on My Feet, Coming Through the Rye, Pound of Flesh (wip), Edward Wallbanger, The Office
Favorite AU Canon Edward
Hide and Drink, Abbracciare il Cantante, Stranger than Fiction, MyYes, My No
Creepiest Edward
Ultio, Asking too Much
Favorite Bella
For the Summer, The Best Man, Evading Edward (wip)
Favorite AU Canon Bella
Stranger than Fiction, Spindle Tree
Favorite Jacob
Fragrant Taste of Rain
Favorite AU Canon Jacob
Crossing and Uncrossing Lines, Defintion of Want, Better Now, Breakdown, Never Too Late
Favorite Jasper
Get Me to You, The Best Man, With Teeth
Favorite AU Canon Jasper
Abbracciare il Cantante
Favorite Alice
Relative Wind, Green, Dead on my Feet
Favorite Rosalie
The Blessing and the Curse, Click and Strum, Master of the Universe
Favorite Emmett
Emancipation Proclamation, For the Summer, The Workshop, Bright Like the Sun (wip)
Favorite Carlisle
Emancipation Proclamation, Evading Edward (wip)
Favorite Esme
Emancipation Proclamation, Dead on my Feet
Favorite Renee
Spindle Tree, A Rough Start (wip)
Favorite Charlie
For the Summer, Ultio
Favorite Billy
Bella and Jacob Drabbles by Audeyfic - Five Feet of Snow
Favorite Paul
Twinkle Twinkle by MeraNaamJoker (Bella/Paul)
Favorite Mike
Relative Wind
Favorite Lauren
Four Summers
Favorite Jessica
Bright Like the Sun (wip)
Favorite James
Mr. Horrible, Pound of Flesh (wip)
Favorite Quil
For I Am Captured Straight to You
Random Awards
Best use of an object not intended for pleasure but used for pleasure
Stuck - a tampon
Pound of Flesh - oreos
Master of the Universe - a ruler
Best use of the word 'Motherf***er'
For the Summer
Best use of dirty songs
Never Too Later - The Whisper Song
Best dirty lines (or lines that emit emotion)
Never Too Later - "Do it."
Twinkle, Twinkle (MeraNaamJoker's Bella/Paul) - "You're on top."
The Office - for . . . take your pick
Stranger than Fiction - for the chapter
Pound of Flesh - hmm, not gonna admit the actual phrase but yum!
Click and Strum - "It clicks."
Best silly lines
With Teeth - for "I'm the lord of the motherf***ing dance." Jake
Edward Wallbanger - for . . . take your pick "It. Was. Still. Hard."
Coming through the Rye - for Edward's use of the words fook, boaby, tadger and fart
Best use of peen
Misapprehension of Bella Swan - for peen dressed up in a cape
If I feel like it someday I will add links. If you need links comment or email and I get it/them to you. If I add to this list, which I'm sure I will, I will repost it.
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